Upon hearing that his new girl Kelli is pregnant, Christopher offers to marry her and buy a house. In preparation for the annual Feast of St. Elzear, Paulie gets into a fee argument with Father Jose at the church, losing any chance of using the Saint's gold hat. Meanwhile, Tony and Christopher get caught in a Bikers' gang shootout involving parking lots and stolen wine. At the feast, Paulie hears he needs a biopsy for his prostate cancer, gets chastised for skimping on ride safety and not wearing his traditional gold hat.